OBAMANATED

In light of recent events, it’s easy to overlook certain details. Obama dropped a bomb on us last week, or rather he dropped an O-bomb-a. It had nothing to do with Osama bin Laden, either. It was in regards to his birth certificate feud with the Trump. I believe that he insinuated that Roswell was a hoax, but that may be putting words in his mouth. What he actually said was, “Get up a get up a get-get-get down, Area 51 is a lame joke all around.”
FLAVA FLAV!
But seriously: if anyone knows the truth about Roswell, it’s Obama. First off, he’s POTUS, and supposedly has access to every classified file and government secret just like in National Treasure 2. He’s a huge nerd, so you know that about two seconds after his inauguration, he cracked open those files. Thirdly, he’s essentially Will Smith.

WELCOME TO EARTH, BITCH!
Will Smith was in Men in Black, Men in Black 2, and Independence Day. Why would you not go to the nearest person who looks like Will Smith and tell him if aliens are real, and are on planet Earth? Even aliens on the lam will come out of hiding and confess to being aliens if they saw Will Smith. Check and mate!
People were too distracted by Obama being so fucking awesome that the conspiracy nuts forgot to call him on it. They were too busy discrediting how heavily armed SEALS could have executed a kidney dialysis patient at point blank range in his own, unguarded home after a 9 year search and an ongoing investigation that lasted since August. Now those nuts have put out this video:
  
People everywhere are rushing to the comments section to call FAKE! on this, because they’re not retarded enough to fall for it, but retarded enough to think their “expertise” on CGI graphics are valued by the world at large. Sadly, those same people would call out Obama if he ever released the Osama death picture. We live in a futuristic age where wonderment and belief are raped by society. If you put out a real picture of Osama bin Laden’s death to prove to people he’s dead, they’d still refuse to believe you. They’d say it was doctored somehow. People will look at this alien video and say it’s real. There’s no legitimate way to convince anyone of anything. If you let people poke bin Laden’s dead body with a stick, they’d still say it was an impostor. If you gave them a five year education on D.N.A. testing and let them perform their own test in their own lab, they’d still say it was fake, and burn their lab down in the process. Such is life.

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