Props: Some weird-ass cipher/pyramid/painting with a secret clue that should work like a prize in a cereal box.
Person A: *Gives Person B a sarcastic look* “You didn’t know that {insert wikipedia entry here}?”
Person B: *Overtly incredulous reaction to boring information. (Person B must be more fascinated by what they just heard than the fact they’re being chased by an albino serial killer.)* “But that would mean…!”
Person A: *Nods* “The Freemason Illuminati Templar Knights!”
Killer: *Enters scene. (Killer must be deaf/albino/completely covered in tattoos/Catholic or have some other facet that would immediately separate him from the rest of society.)* “Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Give me the clue!”
Person A/Person B: *Run frantically. Running should take up the next eighteen chapters. Chapters must only be one page long. Person A/Person B find Person C.*
Person A: “We need help!”
Person C: “I’m secretly evil!”
Person A/Person B: *More running. People close to Person A/Person B will be killed. Neither Person should have any strong reaction to that, they’re so entranced by the Benjamin Franklin sudoku puzzle they have to solve.*
Person B: “Wait, we’ve been doing this wrong! The clue actually means {insert wikipedia entry here}.” *More running.*
Person A: “Gasp! The truth! It’s {insert Glen Beck conspiracy theory in here}.” *Neither Person A/Person B will attempt to use new knowledge for financial gain/advancement of civilization, because they’re too “classy” for that.*
Dan Brown: *Does a line of cocaine off a hooker’s back.*
The End
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