The King: “Welcome traveller to the Kingdom of Porn Parodies, Jizzalot. I am your King!”
Traveller: “Wouldn’t it have been funnier if you called it Cumalot?”
The King: “My God, you’re right. I can’t believe we didn’t think of that before. Why did we go with Jizzalot instead of Cumalot? Now it’s on all our T-shirts and stationary and it’s too late to change. I don’t want to be King anymore!” *Throws crown on the ground and leaves."*
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