Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Super Spock

Composite Superman has green skin so you won’t mistake him for the wrong person at the right angle….

I was trying to decide if the reboot Spock was more like Superman, or Batman, and I decided he’s more like Composite Superman, which as you know is a cloned zombie Superman and Batman stitched together. Why? Let’s go over the checklist of what they have in common:

Superman:

  • Alien
  • Home world destroyed
  • Super strength
  • Wears blue
  • Mild mannered
  • Believes in truth
  • Weakened by radiation

Batman:

  • Saw mother die
  • Will break your arm
  • Logical
  • Shows little emotion
  • Control freak
  • Knows an unbeatable fighting technique
  • Bitchin’ ride

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