Sunday, November 8, 2009

Over-Thinking Video Games

Super Mario Bros.:
Q: How do goombas survive in the wild when a 1/4 of the Mushroom Kingdom’s surface is made up of pits they’re incapable of avoiding? What purpose do any of the floating blocks serve? Obviously, someone made them. It’s as if they were trying to build a house from the roof downwards, only that roof is made of bricks. And why did they put magic mushrooms inside of steel boxes with question marks on them? Why not properly label the boxes? How is a mushroom with no muscular system able to slide across the landscape.

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