Tuesday, March 17, 2009

CONSPIRACY!

Tom Hanks and Sean Penn. Both Best-Actor Academy Award winners.
What did they win their Academy Awards for? Playing retards and gay guys.
Tom Hanks: “Forest Gump,” and, “Philadelphia.”
Sean Penn: “I am Sam,” and, “Milk.”
Other parallels? As retards, they both struggled with their rights to raise children. As gay guys, they both deal with issues of their own morality and being ostracized from society due to their sexual orientation.
Fact: Being an intelligent man playing a loveable retard, or a straight man playing a gay man will get you an Academy Award. Being a woman playing anything will get you paid less.

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