The Mona Lisa of Blogs

One day, my rage will culminate into a manifesto so profound that the internet will crack asunder under the weight of it's content. My blogs will replace "The Diaries of Anne Frank," and "Walden," as required reading for Grade 11 English Students. It will usher in a new age for man that our minds as they are now cannot perceive for its sheer magnitude. For who can say that it is not truly art, (aside from the artists and the critics and the art critics)? A canvas of cloth cannot contain all that I can paint, and so I use the world wide web, for it is... world wide.
I tried to check online to see if there's any way to fix the numerous errors and glitches in my copy of SPORE for PC, but the site related to solving these errors are also glitched. It's a pity too, because I was just starting to enjoy it, and I don't know if I want to risk playing it again just to have my computer freeze up on me. Some checking proved that I'm not alone with my frustration. Spore's kind of a dud in more ways than one.
One of the interesting things that arose from the Creature Creator prequel to this game is the creature of Sporn, which is pornographic creatures made to look like they have enormous phaluses, or are copulating with a conjoined mate. There's an easily accessible feature in SPORE that allows you to ban such creations, putting a black mark against you. I believe the game itself automatically logs you in, takes all your old offline creations from the Creature Creator edition, and forces them online, so if you happened to have done something like that floating around in your saves, it's now on the interwebs.
I of course, have such creations. There's parts in Creature Creator that are obviously penises and balls, and should be placed accordingly on the creature.
"I have this weird thing, I mean one in every ten kids has it..." -Superbad.
Also, I think I've been banned from Writer's Block on Livejournal due to my insistence that September be renamed, "Fuck You Month." Seriously, they had three different, "September is _____ Month, how do you ______ to ______ your ______?" September isn't anything but a bad idea. Grow a pair.