Do This:

I'm going to be like Dane Cook and come up with suggestions on how to conduct yourselves. The next time someone asks you to explain yourself, (and I'm talking about the angry, "Explain yourself young man/lady!" kind of way) you should immediately starting singing the Meow-Mix commercial, which -as we know- goes:
"Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow,
Meow."
(Repeat until they go away).
Afterward, celebrate an "Epic Win!" in a socially unacceptable fashion to repeat the process.