On the way down the hill to work there’s a side complex with a health care, university, and police satellite station. Basically, whatever they couldn’t fit into the regular building they stuffed into this one area. As I said, it’s on the way down the hill, and they installed a traffic light especially for it, so on rainy or snowy days when the road is slick you can have fun slamming your brakes for the red light. If you look over at it while waiting for the traffic light you’ll see there’s a sign for the parking rules. The sign is enormous and filled with tiny print. I’ve written high school essays that were shorter and more concise. To summarize, it says, “Fuck you.”
Whoever designed this place was a complete dick bag. When you have to spend three minutes explaining the parking rules then you did not plan ahead.
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