Barak Obama spams the hell out of me; or rather his elite team of left-wing Socialist lackeys spam me. He’s got his own webpage, he’s on facebook, he’s on twitter, and he’s unavoidable. I have to hear about his “Health Care Plan” every damn day, and I’m Canadian. “Ooo… ‘Social Health Care.’ How original.” I love the fact that in the States, Americans think Social Health Care = Communism. Ergo: Canadians are Communists. Vis-à-vis: they should bomb Canada. Look how fast I made that connection. Now imagine what Fox News could do with that same scenario. Scary, isn’t it?
Anyway, I doubt Obama is ever actually addressing “the people,” at any time and delegates that task to his “grass roots” minions. Every time “he” writes, he wants me to go out and physically do something. I’m on my computer. The only physical thing I want to do is to myself. I don’t want to go door to door like a Mormon and tell people about my love for social reform. Leave that to sadder, lonelier people than me. It’s still interesting to see what kind of response the President gets every post. There’s thousands of comments left on his facebook page. You know what I don’t see when I’m reading them? Not one, “LOL fag!”
What makes the President immune to the same kind of ridicule your average person receives on a daily basis from random people on the internet? Would he just completely freak out when he reads it too? Would he shoot back with the classic, “I’m not a fag, fag!” or, “You’re the fag, faggot!”
Could those sort of misplaced comments on the internet lead to the secret service writing up a file on you? Would they keep you under observation? Would he try to have you killed? Would his personal vendettas on the internet destroy his presidency?
Also: why the fuck is he on the net so often? Is this what he does in his office all day while avoiding Oprah? Is he googling himself? Is he playing WoW?
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