You're All Kinds of Pissing Me Off

It's snowing today. It's practically Spring, and it's snowing. That's a bunch of bullshit.
What really pisses me off, though, is today is Anti-Bullying Day, where children are encouraged to wear pink to school to take a stand against bullies, who will laugh and harass them for wearing pink. Let me get this straight: you're using peer-pressure to get kids to take part in some bullshit campaign, plus they have to wear a certain colour to show their solidarity, you know, like a fucking gang? What happens if a kid doesn't want to wear pink? Are they ostracized? Do you beat them up? You want to stop bullying? Make it, "Take a Gun to School Day." Level that playing-field out a little. It'll work so long as EVERYONE has a gun. If a child can't provide a gun for themselves, a gun will be provided for them, because no child should be left behind. It'll be part of a larger, "Guns for Tots," program.
On a different subject, since Hugh Jackman tells me, "The musical is back," I had an idea for a musical myself: "High School Shooting Musical."
Seriously, how is wearing pink supposed to stop bullying? Say there actually is some kid who's being bullied, and wants to take part, but his dad catches him trying to wear pink to school and beats the shit out of him for being a little sissy fairy? So he has to borrow a pink shirt from a friend at school, and his bully comes into the bathroom while he's changing, pushes him down, calls him a, "Fag," and flushes the shirt down the toilet, so his friend gets upset with him, and then the kid gets blamed for clogging the toilet and he has to go to the principal's office. Then his dad beats the shit out of him again when he gets home for getting into trouble at school, 'cause that shit could happen.
You know the other thing pissing me off, this new, "Not all bugs need drugs," P.S.A. they're trying to pass off to kids to keep them from becoming germaphobes. They want people to stop using anti-bacterial soap, cleaners, etc., because it's supposedly creating Superbugs. They're targeting little kids, though, so they're trying to program them from a young age to become human germ cultures. Seriously though, fuck you. I've been sick now for 14 days. If I find out that it's because someone didn't use some Lysol, I'm going to lose it. You know who the Superbugs are going to kill when they come? The ones not using antibacterial cleansers. You don't need an immunity if the germs never reach you.