Monday, December 8, 2008

My Mind is a Fucked up Place.

I've been having a number of weird dreams lately that I attribute to waking up early, running some chores, and then going back to bed for a few hours.
It began a few days ago, before the weekend, when I was dreaming I was working on a cargo ship trying to transport a mysterious blue living goo that could transform into any shape. The Autobots and Decepticons wanted it, because to them energon is like cocaine, but this stuff was their crack. After their epic battle ended, we returned our shipment to the government officials who wanted it secured. Only, they had been taken over by aliens and two of our crew mates had sold us out to them, knowing this. The aliens creatures attacked us, and began devouring our cargo. They ripped off one woman's head and regurgitated the goo on her bloody stump of a neck, which became a new head oddly remeniscent of the cyclopian O.M.A.C.s from DC comics.
Then I dreamt I was watching a download of the Justice League of America movie, which as of yet does not exist. It starred Jim Carey as the Flash (Barry Allen) complete with red hair. Carey looked much older, and his rubber face was all crinkly. For some reason, he was a perfect fit. The Flash is more a comic character than a serious one, so why not have a comic actor portray him, and Carey's scrawny enough to fit in those red tights. The Flash was helping local police investigate a supernatural phenomenon surrounding a beached submarine off the coast. A time wall was surrounding the submarine, that froze whatever came near it. The Flash acted like he was completely familiar with the phenomenon, like a mechanic telling you that you need a new muffler. He immediately attributed it to Mr.Freeze.
Later, after I woke up, I wondered why Flash's own freeze ray-themed villain Captain Cold wasn't the culprit, but it was a dream about a Hollywood movie about a comic book, so shit's bound to get mixed up that way.
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