Monday, October 20, 2008

WTFacebook?

I don't understand the advertising on facebook.com. They've collected all this personal information on me and try to directly attack me with related advertisement. Only: it doesn't work. I see ads for 6' tall men's jeans (I have like 30" legs, so that's not for me), and ads for books called, "A Life Work Living," a self-help guide. My life is most definitely not worth living. I've made this clear. My life's made this clear as well. There's also ads for Arrested Development T-shirts. I like Arrested Development, sure, and I like shirts, but not necessarily the two of them together.
The worst was an ad entitled something along the lines of, "X-Men vs. G-Unit. Who would win?" What? What the fuck? You're wondering who would win in a fight between borderline retarded gangsta rappers and fictional comic book super hero mutants? I've often wondered who would win in a fight between Captain Crunch and Count Chocula, but that's just fucking ridiculous. Fuck you. The X-Men would win. I'm talking about an actual comic book, not even the fictional characters. Just roll up the comic and throw it at them. It'll kill one of those dumb fucks and the rest will make and album about it.

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