LiveJournal Tags: Deep Thoughts,PSA
There are a number of reasons a person should immediately stop having sex. I believe the most common is when there's a kid crying in the next room, or else someone walks in on your bare, pimply ass. Other reasons may include: limp-dick syndrome; "speedbumps;" your Doc Johnson goes in the wrong hole; you hear, "Honey, I'm home!" coming from downstairs; her water breaks; carpal tunnel syndrome; or your "partner" wakes up. None are as urgent as your sex being on fire. At no point should your sex be on fire. If this happens to you, consult a physician immediately. If your sex is on fire, you shouldn't even take the time to say, "This sex is on fire," let alone sing it.
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