Thursday, August 20, 2009

A Never-Ending Sea of Rage

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That’s what the feeling this town induces. I saw two people doing drugs right in front of my building, where I sometimes see kids playing. They’re sitting on top of the wooden boxes newspapers for delivery are deposited, staring down everyone who drives to the end of the cul-de-sac. There’s an entire woods behind them where they can fuck around as much as they want, but they’ve decided they’re going to be out in public. You can see them plain-as-day when you open the door. The extent of their subtlety is to crouch down behind the box to do whatever drug they’re doing. I’m sure they leave their paraphernalia where kids can find it. Classy.
Sometimes I think: hey, I know where they’re going to be, I know what they’re going to be doing when they get there. Remote detonator charges? But that would be a crime. An awesome crime worthy of the Joker, but a crime nevertheless.
Also pissing me off: the air quality. It like poison out there. It’s not L.A. bad, but considering Abbotsford’s slogan is, “City in the Country,” you’d think that I might be able to suck in some fresh air once in a while. Seriously, this is a cow town. It’s like soup. Hot, thick soup.
Also: some bitch made headlines here in Abby when she said some dude snuck in from her balcony and raped her. It was a lie, but it wasted valuable police time, and it made people close and lock their patio doors during a heat wave. Classy.
Plus: There’s a he-she wannabe living in our local prison who’s trying to get a sex-change, and complaining about all the abuse they’re getting in prison. Maybe you shouldn’t have beaten your room mate to death and then you wouldn’t be in this situation. The dude wants his dick snipped off using tax dollars so he can be in a women’s prison. Look: we all want to be a women’s prison. I’ve seen “Caged Heat.” Show time is fun time. Snipping your dick off isn’t the way to go. Also: fuck you, but not literally. Bubba will do that for you, you murderous piece of human excrement.

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