This is Not the Greatest Song in the World. No, This is Just a Tribute.

LiveJournal Tags: Michael Jackson,P-Diddy

Recently, I jokingly predicted that P-Diddy (also known as Wendy) would produce a tribute to Michael Jackson. This has come to pass. Twenty-four hours after his death, P-Diddy came out with a song dedicated to the fallen star. It features lyrics like, “I’m Michael Jackson. You’re Michael Jackson. We’re all Michael Jackson.” No sir, I am not Michael Jackson, for I have not touched a monkey, nor are you, if the quality of your music is any indication.
Even though it sounds rushed, the song had to have been in development for months now. Meaning: P-Diddy, who owes his entire career to the death of B.I.G., has been writing memorial songs remembering celebrities WHO HAVEN’T DIED YET. It’s like he writes obituaries, only he doesn’t work for a newspaper.
It’s good to know that if I’m ever hard up for cash I can produce an album dedicated to Wilford Brimley, pop it onto i-Tunes 10 seconds after he dies, and make a load of cash. Maybe I’ll start hooking celebrities up to Life-Alert, so when they fall and can’t get up, I know when to make my mint.
The worst part about this P-Diddy song is that is features CHRIS BROWN, who’s just been convicted of assaulting Rihanna. So here’s the situation: there’s about 10,000,000 Hip-Hop, R&B, rap singers out there in the world today, and P-Diddy picked the one man accused and convicted of beating the living shit out of his woman, who far from being some dumb ho in a trailer park, is one of the most beautiful women in the world. I have no sympathy for this fucker: especially since he essentially got off Scott Free. He’s still a fucking multi-millionaire, he doesn’t have to do jail time, and Rihanna still wants his dick. Did you see the picture of her afterwards? It wasn’t pretty. Chris Brown didn’t just smack this bitch, he beat her until her face was black and blue.
It’s like if I went out and did a song about Caligula with the ghost of Ike Turner.
Also: this whole situation has me thinking P-Diddy kills people to make money off songs he writes.