The Great Equalizer. No, your eyes don't deceive you. 4 AAA batteries powers the fully functional animated equalizer display in the shirt. This shit is years ahead of it's time. Draw attention to your moobs like never before. Try washing it. It can't be done. Great for concerts and clubs, except you'll distract too much attention away for the real entertainment.
The LED Clock shirt. Same concept, only there's a fucking working clock in the shirt. Hey Flav-a-Flav, you tired of lugging that alarm clock around your neck? Try this shit out. Great for ringing in the New Year, if only your girlfriend would let you wear it to social events.
The Topless Robot T-Shirt. The colour and graphics for my grey T-shirt are a little different, but this baby was free from winning a blog-entry comment contest. Robots are awesome, but topless robots are more awesome, especially when their tits can be used as guided missiles.
The Cleveland Steamers/ Tenacious D 666 Hoodie. In BROWN. If you don't know what a Cleveland Steamer is by now, you should open your mouth and close your eyes, because I've got a big surprise.
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