After years of obsolesce, it was finally decided to do away with her entirely. A number of factors contributed to her decline. Some say it was the death of Dr.Claw to lung cancer in the late 90’s that first signalled the end, followed shortly thereafter by the death of her long-time side-kick Brain to old age.
Pictured: Brian the cartoon dog, not Brain the cartoon dog.
As she went to college, she grew apart from “Uncle” Gadget, who became the Governor of California Since then, she joined Apple, only to be promptly fired, rehired, then fired again. During her tenure, however, it’s believed she helped developed the iPad based on her own computer book, but was never credited for it by Steve Jobs, himself once a M.A.D. Agent.
Desperate for recognition, a now adult Penny used her sex appeal to promote a reality show and line of women’s perfume, bolstered by a widely-viewed unauthorized sex tape with Magilla the Gorilla, titled, "Inspect-Her Gadget: Penny for a Pound/Pounding Penny." She had frequent run-ins with the law, mostly due to her constant interference with police investigations and computer hacking, as well as drunk driving with Lindsay Lohan.
After Heath Ledger was found dead in her home due to an accidental overdose of prescription medicine, she fled from the limelight into total obscurity. No one has seen her in two year, and the Canadian government has declared her legally dead.
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