The Greatest Movie EVER

I just thought up the single, most greatest idea for a movie ever, starring Samuel L. Jackson as himself.

While filming on location at a secret base for Avengers 3, Samuel L. Jackson blows up a container and releases a virus. This virus copies his D.N.A. and starts turning everyone in the world in Samuel L. Jackson. Now its up to the real Samuel L. Jackson to put an elite team together comprised of Samuel L. Jackson, Samuel L. Jackson, Samuel L. Jackson, and Samuel L. Jackson to stop the virus before the whole world is taken over by the evil Samuel L. Jackson.

The movie, of course, is called, “Muthafucka!”

I’ll wait until you’re done wiping up your jizz to tell you that this will also be the first movie ever guaranteed to be 100% Ben Aflek free. That means Ben Aflek didn’t star, write, produce, direct, make any guest appearances, or fuck any of the cast members. Starring a 100% all African-American cast, there will also be more Blackspoitation than Blackula and Roots combined.

Of course, all of Samuel L. Jackson’s most famous lines of dialogue will be referenced, and he’ll say, “Mother fucker!” exactly 666 times, opening a portal into the Netherworld, populated only by Samuel L. Jackson. And yes, he’ll be eaten by a shark, but the shark will also be Samuel L. Jackson.

For the ladies, there’ll also be a romantic subplot between Samuel L. Jackson and Samuel L. Jackson. It’ll progress into a love triangle, and Samuel L. Jackson won’t know if he should choose Samuel L. Jackson, or Samuel L. Jackson.

You’re welcome, Hollywood.