This commercial is notable for one thing: In an age where everything is made in China, its not enough to buy American: you should buy Texan. Not just Texas, either, but San Antonio, Texas, because those fuckin’ queerbos at the Alamo don’t know shit about salsa.
“Is your salsa made in New York City? Then fuck you, you Commie queer. We’re going to have ourselves a good ol’ fashioned FAG DRAG!”
Honestly, if I had to pick a geographical location where I wanted my salsa to come from, it’d probably be Mexico. The good part of Mexico, that is, if it exists.
In the commercial the cows say, “Moo York City,” because they’re not allowed to say, “Jew York City.” Also, the cowboys immediately lynched the man with the New York salsa, which is their custom. They then proceeded to fuck each other atop Brokeback Mountain.
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