Am I really supposed to care if Tiger Woods got him some? Am I supposed to feel sorry for him and his wife and the hundreds of millions he stands to lose in endorsement deals? Because I don’t. He’s a goddamned billionaire with a pre-nup and a too-hot wife. He made an obscene fortune playing golf, and hocking overpriced disposable razors. At the end off all this, even if he loses his wife, kids, and any future endorsement, he’s still a BILLIONAIRE. Let me explain: he can lose a million dollars and still have a BILLION DOLLARS. O-N-E B-I-L-L-I-O-N. As in 1,000 million dollars.
Fuck you, Tiger Woods. Fuck you and you ghetto-fabulous lifestyle.
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