Sunday, May 20, 2012

LOTR LOL

I keep thinking about the climactic war scene from Lord of the Rings trilogy? You remember when all the ghosts jump off the ship and then they instantly win the war? They could have done that way sooner, like at the start of the battle. They’re ghosts: they don’t need to ride on ships. It’s not like they’re all packed in there like a clown car. They’re not even physically inhabiting the ships. They could have just materialized in the middle of the battlefield at the start of the war and killed everyone then, thus saving hundreds of more lives. All that drama with the chick cutting off the head of the dragon, and the dude lighting himself on fire and jumping off the building and Gandalf telling Pippin he was going to die like a bitch: none of that had to happen. Then they could have gone into the afterlife that much sooner, but they decided they were going to go the same speed as Aragorn and his cronies, and wasted time.

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