Ugh…

You know what I hate? When you’re visiting a site and they have those fucking side-ads that follow you as you scroll down. There’s an entire sixth of the page you can’t click on or you’re in totally fucked territory. And they’re always the most obnoxious ads they can muster. They’ll be for some completely illegitimate service or product, like a bogus weight loss program, or some online game advertising itself with half-naked chicks that have nothing to do with their product. And it’s unavoidable. No matter where you go on the page, it’s following you, like one of those paintings with the creepy eyes. You’re being fucking punished for visiting a site. 99% of the internet exists to punish you. Every ad, every piece of spam, every pop-up, every forum, every chat room, every comment box, every social networking site, every virus, every piece of malware, every search engine result: ALL OF IT WANT TO HARM YOU PSYCHOLOGICALLY. You are a masochist for being on here. Get out. There’s nothing here for you.