Obviously, I thought it was a mistake and I tried to look for a pair of red hand. Mr. Krabs, after all, has red claws, because HE'S A FUCKING CRAB! It's right there in his name, in case you're confused. Then, I looked at the original instructions and packaging and discovered he's supposed to look this way. WTF?
Why grey hands? And why are they normal-sized? This is what he's supposed to look like:
This isn't the first time Lego has FUCKED UP. A kid once wrote to Lego and explained what was wrong with their Lord of the Rings Lego Minifigs.
Look at the front row.
This is what Hobbit feet are supposed to look like:
Hobbits are always barefoot and their feet are enormous. Lego couldn't be bothered to change the model and gave everyone short brown pants. It's like they're trying to stifle creativity instead of encouraging it.
Lego is everyone's favorite building blocks, so people don't give them enough flack for when they make weird design choices. But compare these two:
That's not Johnny Depp in that Lego, that looks like Robert Downey Jr.'s Tony Stark. Savy?
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