Sunday, January 15, 2012

Book Club

I was thinking about blogging about some of my reading lately, but then I thought: who gives a fuck? By the time I get around to a book, I’d be the umpteenth millionth person to have read it and voiced their opinions on it. It’s like writing a paper of Shakespeare wherein the sheer volume of students in schools all across the planet have to write their own papers on the same tired subject. It becomes impossible to be original, or have an insight someone else hasn’t already thought of. That’s why I pity English scholars and Biblical Theologians the most. Imagine if you’re a pastor with a Bible opened before you, and you had to deliver a sermon related to a passage therein that the next preacher in the church down the street isn’t giving. If you don’t open your mouth and spout out the craziest racist thing you can think of, you’re not going to get through to anyone. That’s also why there’s so many theories involving Shakespeare being a fraud, or a homosexual, or an avid drug user.

Apply the same theory to any bargain bin book you pick up at whichever bookstore has yet to go out of business, and you’re encountering an internet culture where anyone can voice their thoughts and opinions on the same work. You’re likely only to have read it months or years before it came out and your average blogger scooped you before the book even made it to the shelves.

It’s not just books, but movies, games, sports, cars… anything really. I frequently blog about comics, movies and games, but those are all easily digestible. Even if the reader isn’t familiar with the subject they can sit down and browse through the content in minutes, if not hours. It’s harder to get them to read.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

2011

2011 is now a thing of the past, and I’d just like to say that as years go, 2011 had some balls to it. First off, I don’t remember so many douchebags getting their comeuppance since the Nuremberg Trials. Kim Jong Il, Gadaffi, and Osama were all members of W.’s “Axis of Evil,” and now thanks to 2011, they’re all dead. The Arab Spring took power away from corrupt individuals and put it back in the hands of the people, at the cost of many innocent lives. While the rich got richer, the world made it harder for them. The 99% told the 1% where they could shove it, and got a free macing. Berlosconi saw his empire crumble, and consoled himself in his teenaged whores. Donald Trump and Herman Cain thought that being terrible business gurus made them qualified to be President of the United States, and were shown the error of their ways. Text messages of dude’s wieners got the thumbs down thanks to Wiener himself. Jacko’s doctor got the tongue-lashing of a lifetime from his judge before being sentenced to four years for killing the King of Pop.

In fact, the only two news stories that didn’t involve completely reprehensible people getting fucked over by fate was the Royal Wedding and Steve Job’s death. The War in Iraq also came to an end, but I don’t think a single person who’s not currently serving in the military even noticed or cared by that point.

How will we top this? Why, with the end of the world, of course. Come on Dec 21st, 2012!